A conversation while getting ready for church:

Me: Ugh! I look fat! Do I look fat?
Him: Well it’s the skirt that’s doing it, not so much you.
Me: Yeah… I’m so changing clothes now.

It’s moments like this that you have to have a little humor about your marriage. There are a million different things that can trigger disagreements or hurt feelings and it’s compounded when it comes from the one you love. I suppose this is a humorous little reminder to enjoy every moment... Even the ones where someone’s foot is stuck in their mouth. <3